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hop off my dick

Stop being a faggit.
I told the homosexual "hop off my dick"! Because i did not like that he was hitting on me.
by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007
mugGet the hop off my dickmug.

off with his dick

The penile equivalent to off with his head. It's what someone says, especially royalty, to order someone's dick to be chopped off.
the king caught one of his knights fucking the queen. As soon as he saw this he shouted "OFF WITH HIS DICK!"
by SweetDoggyM September 4, 2016
mugGet the off with his dickmug.

dick off the bone

The definition of dick off the bone is basically like sucking dick so hard like a chicken wing that the skin starts ripping apart— this word is also made by Yosili
yes, girl suck that dick off the bone yeehaw!
by latibule April 6, 2023
mugGet the dick off the bonemug.

Kick the dick off

1: UK szlang. To celebrate, to be awesome. "We're eating pizza and drinking champagne, we're kicking the dick off life"

2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"
"I'm gonna kick the dick off this job"
by Fentible December 4, 2016
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My Dick Off

A superlative that is meant to express the highest form of something, to be so excessively "verb" that your penis is actually, or has the potential of, metaphorically falling off. Not meant to actually mean that your penis is detached from one's body. Can be used by both male and female parties.
Thought to be another form of "my ass off" as in "laughing my ass off."
Example 1:
John: "Ey, I haven't slept for three days, I'm sleepy"
Robert: "I haven't slept for five days, I'm really sleepy!"
Patrick: "I haven't slept for a month, I'm sleepy my dick off!"

Example 2:
Michael: "Dude, could you pick me up a free water?"
David: "Why don't you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?"
Michael: "Because I'm thirsty my dick off, but I'm also 'not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water' my dick off"

Example 3:
Paul: "Damn, check out that girl over there, she's so fine"
Richard: "Hell yeah, she's sexy my dick off"
by TheSnowman1 October 15, 2010
mugGet the My Dick Offmug.

shut that dick off

The common angered response by someone who had their cell phone background changed to a picture of a penis or a dildo.
Eww Danny, who did that? Shut that dick off!
by Joey_Commander March 28, 2009
mugGet the shut that dick offmug.

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