Occam's Inconvenience

When the most inconvenient outcome to a situation is the most likely to occur.

Wife: "Honey, why are you going to work so early?"

Husband: "Occam's Inconvenience dictates there will most likely be a lot of traffic on the freeway, and construction on all the side streets. Or some combination of the two, especially if I'm running late."

Wife: "Like how it seems everything outside of your control stacks against you when you're least prepared to handle it."

Husband: "Exactly."

by Occam's Electric Shaver November 13, 2011

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The most impossibly counter comeback. It is a response to everything and nothing.
You neither agree, nor disagree.. it is such a beauty.

Joe: Go f*ck yourself
You: Occasionally

Ted: Lick my balls
You: Occasionally

Sue: God you're such a fag
You: Occasionally

Boss: You're fired!
You: Occasionally

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

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Occasm’s Razor

Occasm's razor, one of BDSM's newest toys - the simplest way to orgasm through the pure euphoria of witnessing intellectual and critical thinking.

“I now only cum through the use of Occasm’s Razor”

by SangSimplo June 19, 2018

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Occam’s Jigger

Occam's Jigger, not to be confused with Occam's Razor, is a theoretical model that describes the phenomena in which no matter how large a given bar is or how many bartenders are working behind that bar, they all tend to randomly migrate to the same space at the same time. It can not be represented mathematically using the following basic formulas for fluid dynamics:

dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z

However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.

Occam’s Jigger manifested itself during the dinner rush.

by Garcia Flynn October 20, 2018

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