October 29th

A day that guys with huge dicks are born, the people born on this day are terrific lovers and amazing friends. They are boyfriend material

1: Yo when’s your birthday

2: October 29th
1: Oh I figured with that huge cock

by BigVanilla69 October 15, 2020

October 29th

smack your crushes ass day

You: Hey Emily can i smack your ass?
Emily:Ew no!
You: Well it’s october 29th
Emily: Ok fine

by haha gotcha October 17, 2020

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

October 29th

You get to throw your shortest friend

Its October 29th ima throw ____

by ur mom mom October 28, 2019

October 29th

National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!

Boy 1: it’s October 29th!
Boy 2: fuck, I mean no homo but I like you
*dramatic make out session*

by SucMyPussy October 28, 2019

october 29th

on october 29th you get to slap your shortest friend in the face as many times as you want and they have absolutely no consent.

nina (tall): get ready bitch it’s october 29th

every other person (short): nooooo

by urbishneedsamocha October 28, 2019

October 29th

October 29th is Love a dog day today you love your dog all day and extra kisses

October 29th per your dogs and give them so many kisses

by DontHaveANameYeet October 29, 2019