October 26

Ask your crush to the school dance day! (If ur crush says no, FRICK HIM!!!!)

Friends: you HAVE to ask your crush to the dance!!!
Girl: whyyyy?
Friends: because it's October 26!!!
Girl: ugh, fine!...
Friends:now be nice to get that special someone some flowers and a scrunchie!!!

by Ded_potato October 24, 2019

October 26

National Netflix & Chill day

Person: Yo its October 26
Other Person: Oh fr... im going to my girl house

by Zimbaweee October 23, 2019

October 26

It’s National Beat the shit out of Your Friends Day!

Friend: Hey Dude,It’s October 26. Other Friend: Oh no...

by ShtrmcgvnOOF October 26, 2019

October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019

October 26

The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.

Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”

by Soursponge47 November 19, 2019

October 26

Best day to ever be born on if you are born on this day you better be happy because you shine brighter than the sky

Rylee: Hey when is your birthday

Friend: October 26th
Rylee: your so lucky
Friend: why
Rylee: October 26th is one of the best days to be born!
Friend: that’s amazing!

by Rylee20091 October 25, 2019

October 26

Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.

Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.

A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.

by heybissitsme October 27, 2019