October 26

Ask your crush to the school dance day! (If ur crush says no, FRICK HIM!!!!)

Friends: you HAVE to ask your crush to the dance!!!
Girl: whyyyy?
Friends: because it's October 26!!!
Girl: ugh, fine!...
Friends:now be nice to get that special someone some flowers and a scrunchie!!!

by Ded_potato October 23, 2019

October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019

October 26

National tell your crush that you like them

Tim: hey man it’s October 26
Harry: well I guess I have to tell my crush I like her

by Trentin October 26, 2019

October 26

You get to kiss,hug,or hold hands with your crush

Crush:hi

You:”holds hand”
Crush:what are u doing?!?
You:It’s October 26

by Alliewally19 October 26, 2019

October 26

National Netflix & Chill day

Person: Yo its October 26
Other Person: Oh fr... im going to my girl house

by Zimbaweee October 23, 2019

october 26

Kick a kid named Mason or throw him down a flight of stairs.

Person 1: Mason is such an ass for messing up everything.
Person 2: It’s october 26 so you know what to do.

by girl12345678912 October 26, 2019

October 26

National makeout with bf/gf day. A couple has to makeout on this day.

Girl: It’s October 26th you know what that means
Boy: Ok, whenever your ready.

by Urbanion Diction October 24, 2019