A majestic unicorn living under the rainbow that is rarely seen by human species. If you found one, consider yourself lucky. You just witnessed 1 in a trillion event.
This could be use as an expression of how 'rare' you are feeling in a situation.
This could be use as an expression of how 'rare' you are feeling in a situation.
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Get the Novie mug.A novel written by the American author Chuck Palahniuk, whose other works include Fight Club, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters. It was published in 2001. The novel gives us a glimpse into the mind of sex-addict Victor Mancini as he cares for his ailing mother, and releases his anger and abandonment issues by going to sex addict meetings and getting with the many women there. Victor is also a con-man who goes into restaurants and makes himself choke, people save him and feel responsible for him after saving his life, and gives him money to help with his fake cash-flow problems. Praised for it's fearlessness to go where many readers feel uncomfortable and it's incindiary writing style that allows us to be projected into a sex-addict's life, Choke is no doubt one of the greateset works of American fiction.
"We are not born perfect sinners or perfect knock-offs of God."
"Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?"
-Victor Mancini, Choke (novel)
"Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?"
-Victor Mancini, Choke (novel)
by Fight Clubber February 24, 2009
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"What do you do?"
"I blog about my adventures as a free-lance giraffe catcher, and in my free time, I'm writing the Great American Novel"
"I blog about my adventures as a free-lance giraffe catcher, and in my free time, I'm writing the Great American Novel"
by thepsychobabble July 27, 2009
Get the Great American Novel mug.When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.
by psdpro August 28, 2010
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Get the crotch novel mug.An individual who goes beyond normal means to be portrayed as a nerd for the social acceptance/"cool factor" while having no actual "nerd" characteristics. Said person will dress like a nerd (faux glasses, 80's apparel, etc...) and throw out the occasional Star Wars or Star Trek reference, but has probably only seen one move/episode.
I asked Joe to fix my laptop, but it turns out he's just a novelty nerd and doesn't really know anything about computers.
by 0x87 June 2, 2010
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