Noob Tube

Some one who uses over powered weapons in modern warefare 2, halo 3 etc. Weapons such as a gernade launcher with danger close or energy sword with sprint.

"Fuck man I just got killed by another Noob Tube".

by brainfreze27 April 14, 2011

Noob tube

a word that is used for weapons in online games i.e. wolfenstein (panzerfrost), halo (rocket loncher / fulerod gun), counter strike ( auto shotgun bleve it or not).

1. omg i hate noobtubes.
2. i rock with the noob tube.
3. i am going to go crazy if i get owned agen by that noob tube.

by bobfishkins September 20, 2006

noob tube

a term used for either a virgin with a small penis or just a small penis

Girl: i had sex last night

Girl's Friend: how big was it?

Girl: He had a noob tube

by THe GaMe SOn!! January 16, 2010

Noob Tube

(-noun) The attachable grenade launcher in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

(-verb) Being killed by the attachhable grenade launcher in the Call of Duty series.

(noun) "Dude, don't use the 'Noob Tube', its hella gay"
(verb) "Oh shit!!! I just got 'Noob Tubed!'

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

Noob Tube

A term for the shotgun in Halo2. Any weapon called noob is actually a good weapon that players simply can't combat. This is due to suckage of the highest caliber. Or the lowest.

aids1214: Goshdamnit! You killed me w/ the noob tube!

spyderzer0: Suck it, kid. You just can't hang with me.

by Wes G. December 26, 2005

Noob tube

A grenade at a party who waits till you are very drunk and just keeps on coming at you in order to try to hook up with you.

Man1:Shit man Jon was Noob tubed at the party. I felt so bad for him
Man2: Hahahahaha, she was so fat. Poor bastard

by DJ Comphy November 22, 2011

noob tube

The ridiculously overpowered underslung grenade launcher featured in call of duty

Oh my god!!!! He noob tubed me *extreme rage*

by miniman247 March 6, 2014