Noemi Valentino

The hottest cheer captain around!! Normally found round her natural habitat, the ravenclaw common room hosting the sexiest parties.

boy 1: “who’s that!”
boy 2: “the best thing to ever walk the earth, Noemi Valentino”

by NatMc July 26, 2021

Noemi has a flat chest

A fine ass latina with a flat chest.

Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!

by Someone From CPPS December 15, 2016

Noemi

Some chick who’s kinda cute and has some strange obsession with turtles even though they kinda suck. Her name has something to do with bugs like moth or fly or some shit. Overall a crazy ass bitch

Yo is that Noemi?
Shit run she’s gonna attack us with turtles and bugs!

by Bugbrain May 4, 2021

Noemi and elin

Very cool best friends who are funny and bitchy.
They love to hurt people

Who broke Justin’s heart?
Oh that were Noemi and elin to!!

by Thecoolone November 22, 2021

noemi

ugly

fat

annoying

dumb

retarded

stupid

dyke

fat ankles

and has soccer feet

ew is that noemi over

yeah i can smell her soccer feet from a mile away

by sara cepale February 27, 2022

Noemie

a way to describe Naomi

hey noemie, did you get my text?
You smell bad like Noemie

by noemieiejienden January 13, 2023

noemi signore

a beautiful girl who deserves the world and a hot boyfriend. she wants to be rich. she’s gonna be a cool aunt and she will travel the world doing things we don’t write here. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

don’t be a noemi signore, she is unique!

by noemisignore February 19, 2021