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Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023
mugGet the Morning routinemug.

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.
If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
mugGet the stand-up routinemug.

Rotta routine nooni

Rotta nooni is the husband of chi reddy in an interview her wife said that he loves doggy style from that interview his name changed as doggy star he used sympathy as his weapon and surving here he also have many names like rotta star, rotta routine noooni ,sympathy star, doggy star, pathanjali, kalamandha etc.. he is suffering from asthama after watching his dialogues his fans called him as asthama star also
by Marana masss July 26, 2021
mugGet the Rotta routine noonimug.

whole routine

Did you guys do the whole routine?
by Rockin Socken Chick January 28, 2025
mugGet the whole routinemug.

Spat Routine

A routinely way of speaking. Talking about the same bull-- everyday. A way of speaking that may/will annoy anyone to tears.
I hate that guy! He has a spat routine that bores the living hell out of me!
by Malikana June 3, 2011
mugGet the Spat Routinemug.

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
mugGet the Velvet Spoon Routinemug.

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