Jones

A last name that automatically makes anyone who has it related to each other

“Your name is jones? We must be related!”

by Young Boy Never Broke Again November 7, 2018

Jone

Jone, our lord and savior.

In Jone's name we pray, Amen

by DaemoniumYT May 21, 2021

joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

by eBrian March 21, 2003

Jones

When you do something clumsy or embarrassing (like tripping) and attempt to play it off as purposeful even though everyone around knew it wasn't.

Larry unsuccessfully tried to Jones his friends after tripping over his shoelace and falling into a gate.

by Dragon Slayer 741 October 10, 2017

joned

To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.

That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.

by joner5000 December 10, 2010

A-Jones

A Man who masturbates frequently in the washrooms of schools or other public areas. HE is also bad at conceiling the fact that he waxes the puppy requently.

Yo, that guy pulled an A-Jones.

by Johny Oobla October 13, 2006

Joned

To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.

Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!

by Tayla13 March 29, 2008