nextaside

A combination of next to and beside. Used when showing affection towards your lover. When used by a man its often said using his girlfriend voice.

I'll always be nextaside you babe.

I love layin' nextaside my baby.

by Landy+Mandy May 20, 2007

next caller

Used to indicate annoyance and disapproval of one’s behavior or actions; analogous to “I’m done with you”

I’m so tired of these racist tik tok stars with their half-assed apologies. NEXT CALLER!!

by yurrrt April 29, 2020

whore next door

The skank in a suburban neighborhood who chases after another woman's husband.

It was a great party until the whore next door showed up...uninvited!

by Ms. Sunshine July 26, 2008

up next

When someone or something is on the verge of blowing up and becoming really successful.

My ex texted me, she knows I'm up next.

by Imqgine June 25, 2021

There's always next year

The Cleveland Browns Fan Motto. Typically used in abundance after week three.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the Browns get beat by the Buccaneers?

Browns fan: Yep, there's always next year.

by Brownsfan4life March 29, 2012

I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.

by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010

Star Trek: The Next Generation

The bestest show in the world. You are truly deprived if you have not seen or heard of this show. Watch it immediately.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is the life-giver.

by Randomhuggie January 8, 2010