Nelson

A situation whereby an individual performs an act that is consider stingy or selfish. The individual is reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. It is also commonly used when referring to a male who is seen as a sleeze.
“Hey man, you didn’t put in for the cab ride, you’re such a Nelson.”
by Mr. Cannot February 06, 2010
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Nelson

another word for the acctual asshole.
I'm gunna but my willie in your nelson!
by THE_Orange_zilla November 01, 2010
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Nelson

A small boy who is also a player.he can be sweet but he is actually a donkey.he will try to hang out with the popular people just so he can be cool. Treats people like they are a nobody and does care about other people exept him
Girl1:hey i saw a kid hanging out with the popular people and they didn't even know him
Girl2:yeah he is such a nelson
by Stitchlove October 29, 2014
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nelsoning. (v.) to lie. spam, invite yourself somewhere (adj.) to be a liar, compulsive lies.
My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.
by JjHair November 23, 2009
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Nelson

Man is Nelson is a Nelson.
by wilfred89 October 05, 2018
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The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"
by mickey July 23, 2004
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Nelson

A water pipe/bong commonly used to inhale marijuana.

Adapted from the previous form 'bilson' a play on the reference to the great Nelson Mandela.
by bamily March 08, 2015
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