National Crush Day

The girl you like you have to confess to her

I asked out my girl on National Crush Day

by Johnny Vlogs May 10, 2019

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National Rape Day

This is not a pass to violate someone you fucking degenerate. If you think this is real you can go fuck yourself.

Fuckface 1: Hey there! It’s National Rape Day!
Me: No, and for that. You can go die.

by poobis mcgoobis April 11, 2021

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National Hoe Day

June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.

“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”

by linglingg June 13, 2018

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National Rape Day

A terrible ‘holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.

“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”

“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.

by broiledeggs April 04, 2021

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National History Day

A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.

National History Day has a special place in hell.

by ernest hemingway is big gae November 24, 2019

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