by Johnny Vlogs May 10, 2019
This is not a pass to violate someone you fucking degenerate. If you think this is real you can go fuck yourself.
by poobis mcgoobis April 11, 2021
June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.
by linglingg June 13, 2018
A terrible ‘holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.
“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”
“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.
“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.
by broiledeggs April 4, 2021
A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.
by ernest hemingway is big gae November 24, 2019
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Person 2: "October 29th, why?"
Person 1: "Oh shit!"
Person 2: "What?!"
Person 1: "I have to go to my cats! It's National Cat Day!"
Person 2: "October 29th, why?"
Person 1: "Oh shit!"
Person 2: "What?!"
Person 1: "I have to go to my cats! It's National Cat Day!"
by Skumi November 5, 2019
(national rape day is shit) Dude if I could tell the gym teacher to drive into the nearest oil refinery i would be sooo happy
by Yuepoo20 February 7, 2023