A substance whose contents are practically unknown to mankind. All we do know is that it: Smells like chocolate, tastes better than chocolate, spreads easier than chocolate, cures cancer, can effectively heal even the most grievous of wounds, has been known to cure several plagues, can be used as currency in both the developed and developing world, has been known to be the best thing since sliced bread (since the two go together)
TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle
TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle
by Nuttier than Nutella July 20, 2016
Get the Nutellamug. by muahahahahahaha May 22, 2003
Get the Nutellamug. a substance that you rub on the scrotum to increase taste of balls when sucked by the bitch of your choosing
Hugh Heffner nutellas his balls each time he gets a new bitch, how else do you think he gets all the 20 year olds?
by quasimodo spiceyweiner August 18, 2011
Get the nutellamug. Nutella is gods gift to earth. Made of hobbits and unicorn poop. It is sent from heaven by narwhalws to a magical place called Canada. Where Moose put it in jars and have little fairys ship it out.
by michaelcliff January 4, 2015
Get the Nutellamug. a never ending game in which, if someone says something about another person, and the other person says NUTELLA, the person has to tell the person what they have said about them. if the person says PEANUT BUTTER before the other says nutella, they do not have to tell the person.
by clara12345 June 20, 2011
Get the nutellamug. by bananab0111 December 3, 2013
Get the Nutellamug. Good moaning!
Scrambled legs and a cup of me?
some good sleepy head or buttered head?
Cum, lets hide under the blanket for a bit until the wolves are gone.
Scrambled legs and a cup of me?
some good sleepy head or buttered head?
Cum, lets hide under the blanket for a bit until the wolves are gone.
by Krkič November 17, 2020
Get the nutellamug.