np

short for 'new pussy', a girl you have not previously banged. a discrete way of talking about banging new girls without giving it away. the object of many wagers between friends.

Bo is having a career year NP year, he's banged over 10 girls this year alone!
I bet you $200 I get NP before you do.

by TheHypeKid October 14, 2005

NP

1. No problem
2. Nipple play

2. Ad on craigslist: Horny bottom looking for hung top or tops to have fun with. I travel to you and we have some hot fun.

Looking from vanilla to wild, just ask if you want to do anything. Some things I might be interested bondage tag team tied filmed hood harness leather group dp np ff ass play

6ft 181lb smooth and slimbuild 27yo

Send stats pic and what your looking to get into.

by El filosofo February 1, 2015

NPS

Nuts Per Session; not many men can but multiple times without a cooldown time, but those who can often keep count of their NPS.

Guy 1: “Dude, I started tracking my avg. NPS, and it’s all the way up to 3.4!”
Guy 2: “Man, tell me that when I care. No one wants to constantly hear about how you nut more than them. Fuck off.”
Guy 1: “Fair point. I’ll keep that between me and my girlfriend for now.”
Guy 2: “Thanks for respecting my conversational boundaries, bro.”

by CommunistBear May 17, 2018

NPS

No penis syndrome

Males born without a penis

Example: Cian has nps

by Fred 2013 July 6, 2016

np

Computer Text talk for - No Problem

Rent Boy: Thanks for fucking me

Gay 6yr old : Np, ill be happy to do it again

by Chris1066 July 5, 2006

NP

An abrevviation for neopets.

Neopets roolz

by qwerewq March 13, 2004

np

"Null Problemo", from an american tv show translated into german. An acronym commonly used by german-students and german talking people around the world

when Willie/Kate/Lynn/Brian tell him not to eat the cat, he might repy

"np"

by ALFALFALFALFALFALFALFALFALF April 28, 2010