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Nps

Nigga protection services
This bitch crazy I’m finna call nps

Tf is nps
NIGGA PROTECTION SERVICES
by Stfupleasa February 16, 2023
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NPS

(No Pussy Syndrom) NPS is when you havent had pussy is sooo long
“Liam has NPS and needs a bit of pussy” They say
by cardie April 2, 2023
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NPSIS

NPSIS is like a school straight out of comedy sketch. When it rains, it’s not just the soccer team getting soaked but ceilings start falling and classrooms turn into waterparks. Principal, strutting down the halls like it’s a fashion show. Their school bags must double as workout weights with all those books they make u carry. Mandarin teacher hanging on for life just to torture students. Drama teacher obsessed with chicken biryani. “You can’t make chicken biryani without chicken,” is all he ever teaches. There is pet rat near toilet in cage. Looks like will give rabies. Homie stuck slime on ceiling and got suspended. Other annoying bum sent broski to hospital and got off with warning. Chilli fries bomb tho. Slurs on bathroom wall belittle u as u excrete. Safety railing outside school has caused more injuries than saved lives and bus aunties keep screaming at children and telling them that they’re fat. Some girls think they are in Bollywood movie and act like Karina Kapoor. English teachers disappear and don’t come back. Dating is even more agitating than those bad books that u what to burn. At least after school Chili Fries were bomb.
Lydia: what school do u go to?
Dinesh: NPSIS
Lydia: (walks away)
by AyoyoBiggy March 6, 2024
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Npsh

by joker410 August 13, 2025
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K'n Ps

The act of shmacking a pod with an excessive consumption rate and adequate disrespect.

Short for "killing pods" aka going through a pack quickly
"yo dude, I K'd my P in less than a day, we going to sev to get another 4 pack?"

"Yo dawg can I shmack your p?" "shit bro I K'd it last night"

"dude you're already done with that pack?" "yeah bro I'm K'n Ps"
by DanBlizarianButtJuul January 28, 2022
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