November 1

Smash Pumpkins day! It’s the day after Halloween so go get your pumpkins, grab a sledge hammer, and beat the shit out of them.

Person 1: it’s November 1! You know what that means?

Person 2: WHERE’S THE PUMPKINS

Person 1 & 2: *smashes pumpkins*

by DoritoIlluminati666 November 1, 2019

November 1

November 1 is national clap day 😉

It’s national make up ur own holiday

Jack: clap
Brad:for what
Jack: it’s November 1

by Maddddieee November 1, 2021

November 1

It's National dress up day, wear some fancy clothes and strut your stuff! Only you can't wear a dress! So get creative

"Why does she look so fancy today?"
"Oh you don't know? It's November 1st"
"Ya today is dress up day."

by Red-hot Habanero November 1, 2021

November 1

National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day

Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.

You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!

by anonymous November 1, 2021

November 1

National harley Quinn day

Dress up as harley Quinn on November 1st

by Iloveanimalssomuch13152009 October 31, 2019

November 1

Tell your crush/bf/gf you love them today.

Johnny:Dude its November 1, you know what that means...
Chris:I know, I gotta tell my crush I love them.

by Checkmeoutbiches November 2, 2019

November 1

today is the start of no nut november also if you haven't grabbed a girls ass today is the day my guy it doesn't matter what happens afterward its worth it

Girl: so today is november 1 wanna have sex?
Boy: babe but today is the start of no nut
November!
Girl: so
Boy: sorry baby but no

by Yeetarenomagical October 31, 2019