News flash buddy

What white people say before they put you in your place.

Karen: “well news flash buddy, my husband own half of this town so he can shut down this store if he wanted to”

Person: “You don’t have to do all of that, I’ll get you the manager, jeez.”

by lolollover23 August 23, 2019

news bunny

Women news readers that seem to be on air more for their looks than journalist qualifications or news reading ability. The New Bunnies can be seen on Fox News, CNN, MSNBC as well as local stations. They wear too much make-up, show cleavage and wear mini skirts that a women working as an executive would never consider. Often the directors will cut to side tit shots with the bunny thrusting her chest forward when they cut to the other camera. The side tit shot is often done when Robin Mead is on Headline News and can also be seen on Fox Business Channel.

Dude: What the hell are you watching?

News Fan: Headline News With Robin Mead. She is a news bunny.

Dude: Shit, Did Larry Flynt by CNN?

News Fan: I don't know. Let's turn it to Foxnews and look up some blond chicks skirt for half an hour as she tells us about Al Qaeda IEDs and why my kids might be getting too much caffeine.

by Eldridge Cleaver March 3, 2008

News Daddy

Twitter Nickname for Brian Entin, Emmy Award Winning Journalist, Indicates appreciation for his dedication as a trustworthy source... also indicates appreciation for his sexiness.

“Brian Entin will always be our News Daddy.”
“Thank you, News Daddy, I only believe you”

“News Daddy is live right now, I hope he’s going to tell us they’ve found Brian Laundrie!”

by Tan2016 October 8, 2021

News Asiant

A News Agent owned and operated by Asian's. Generally Chinese, Vietnamese or Korean but not Japanese. Historically the Japanese are terrified of news agencies.

Hey Dude, I'm going down to the news asiant, you want a magazine or some spring rolls?

by Sinor skeezioli December 16, 2013

news barbie

Plasticized tv news announcer, usually female, most notable for their barbie-like characteristics; over-coiffed, likely botoxed, inappropriately sexy in inflatable doll sort of way. Are completely devoid of journalism skills. Sine qua non - inappropriate flirting and uncomprehending smile/perky demeanor.

Did you see the news barbie in the hurricane - her hair and face didn't move at all!

by little boo April 13, 2010

News feeding

The act of continuously reading and scrolling down your Facebook news feed.

Friend 1: Hey what are you doing?
Friend 2: Facebook..
Friend 1: What are you doing on Facebook..?
Friend 2: News Feeding..
Friend 1: Ah..

Friend 2: Yep.

by Kronix_Ex2 February 4, 2014

news feed

a reason to want to shoot the facebook programmers in the head

News Feed:
Josh just wrote on your wall.
Josh created a group.
Josh and Bobby are friends.
Tina is tired.
Josh and Tina are friends.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

by K-Ro September 16, 2008