chocolate mushroom stamp

After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.

My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(

by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008

cream of mushroom stamp

the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.

i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.

by treborekim January 30, 2007

mushroom stamp

pullin your nuts out and droppin them on a bitches forehead

1. "hey man, jacquelyn is sleeping, be quiet!"
2. "hell naw, im gonna go in there and mushroom stamp the fuck out of her face!"
1. "do that ish...hold up, let me get the camera!"

by Robby V. October 21, 2009

electronic mushroom stamp

sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.

-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!

by Brosanne February 26, 2011

RingMaster Mushroom Stamp

when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.

note: this works better when you have an inverse chode

Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?

by Auz March 5, 2008

black mushroom stamp

When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.

"Ok guys, the first person to pass out tonight gets a black mushroom stamp!"

by BigEd2469 October 21, 2009

Mushroom Stamp FTW

Going over to someones house, dick slapping them, leave a mark, then take a picture, and send it to the makers of C.O.D. and have the caption say "HEAD SHOT".

Oh I Mushroom Stamp FTW that hoe.

by ababyliebe August 25, 2010