monomiserate

(v.) To express or feel lamentation alone (cf. commiserate)

Derivatives: monomiseration (n.)

Being single on Valentine's Day, he was left alone to monomiserate.

by langnerd January 11, 2009

Moomin

Someone who does something silly or can also be used as friendly abuse or a friendly name.

'You're such a moomin!'

'Oh you moomin'

'Hello moomin'

by x...princess...x August 5, 2008

moomin

A comical term given to Gay people.
An alternative to using the word queer so that it can be said openly in public without raising eyebrows or causing offence.

"It's full of bloody Moomins in here!"

by Rusty Member January 1, 2007

Motoki

Actually means submerged rock in japanese.

"From Japanese 緒 (moto) meaning "end of thread" or 泉 (moto) meaning "spring" combined with 磯 (ki) meaning "submerged rock" or 喜 (ki) meaning "rejoice". Other kanji combinations are possible."

source: behindthename.com

Hey Motoki, repair my phone.

by Fredol December 31, 2017

moomie cake

Also spelt 'moomy cake'
Common term relating to the breasts of a lactating male.

The milky man-teats are seen as a very sexual and prominent part of the male body, with females biologically attracted males who lactate from their nipples.

Featured in the recently leaked Black Eyed Peas hit song "Moomie Cakes"

Mister Moomie Cakes, please give me your Moomie Cakes

by LeVarnisher February 27, 2021

McTominay FC

Rents in Manchester are very high so these kind people let Donny van de Beek live in their heads rent free.

Look another slander tweet about VDB, McTominay FC have slandered Donny more times than McTominay has accurate passes.

by Teemu Werner May 7, 2021

speeding motorist

This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first.

"I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"

"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me."

"I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed."

"She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist."

by Jesus 2.0 February 17, 2007