"We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."
"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."
"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."
by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021
by jerry c June 03, 2007
A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.
by Luke5119 August 28, 2015