moistbrooking

The act of being overly sensitive - almost divaesque, about any given subject. Whether it's about your preference in women or what happens in a situation you do not agree with, moist behavior is flowing like a brook.

Chris: Why is Kevin acting like that yo? All we said was that he liked big girls.

Mark: He's just moistbrooking right now. He'll be aight.

by Jackk Dempsey December 6, 2011

moistbean

you are moist and a bean

Derek is moist. Derek is a been. Derek is a moistbean

by Chabalulu December 4, 2016

Moist Auger

When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.

Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

moistification

The verb to make something "moistified"

Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

by Minho from the Maze Runner July 17, 2017

moisture farm

A social media profile where seemingly every post is a thirst trap, so much so that the casual observer is unable to tell if it may be run by a bot.

Wait, do you actually know this guy? He followed me on insta but his feed is such a moisture farm I thought it was fake.

by LanceATX June 4, 2018

Moist Cosby

The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual

I gave my girl a moist Cosby when she misbehaved

by John Sketch March 14, 2019

Moist Slide

Letting loose a fart but you shit your undies or panties just a little bit instead.

I did a moist slide during the meeting. I had to excuse myself for a quick wipe.

by Dick Onchin August 14, 2020