monthly visit from Aunt Flo

A girl's period

I'm going to have to take a rain check on going swimming because of my monthly visit from Aunt Flo.

by Backwoodsnorthernboy February 05, 2012

monthly messenger

Some people call it a period. Nobody calls it a friend.

Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!

by von groovy August 04, 2024

Monthly Miracle

A woman's period.

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....

by skittle$ March 11, 2009

monthly sugar

When your sugar daddy/mommy has been spoiling you for a whole month you fuck him/her to 'thank' her/him

sugar daddy: baby heres your new pussy pink car!
sugar baby: thank you! maybe it's time to give you your monthly sugar..

by sugar bxby September 09, 2018

monthly hoeish

When your flavor of the week is kept a lil longer so everyone don't know your hoeish activities

Whose the new guy? That's her monthly hoeish

by inferno42o November 17, 2014

Nope, monthly pay

Yes, mummy and daddy bought it for me

Did mummy and daddy pay for that?

Nope, monthly pay

by Late86 July 09, 2022

Unwanted Monthly Subscription to the Waterfalls of Hell

another code name for periods.

"Oh my god I am literally having the worst cramp of my life right now"
"Is it the unwanted monthly subscription to the waterfalls of hell again?"

by Ilikeoreosandpussyyyy May 11, 2022