multexting

the act of carrying on several text conversations at once.

Man, last night I was multexting with Sarah, Julie, Amanda, AND my boss. It got crazy trying to keep them all straight!

by 1234preacher March 19, 2010

Reverse Molesting

The act of giving someone their virginity when they are born.
Once you are born, your mother reverse molests you and gives you your virginity. You can only be reverse molested once, unless you are reborn.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm reverse molesting my new born child!"

by Awe S. Ome November 2, 2012

Molting

When a cat, usually overweight, lays on the ground making different types of purr noises while breathing heavily.

Daisy was molting so loudly at the end of my bed last night that I barely got any sleep.

by Adam Keefson April 12, 2014

Mexting

Making up by text.

By mexting: "So babe, why are you so mad at me? 'Tell' me what I might have done so we can 'talk' about it."

by Cigar Dave August 25, 2011

molestingando

Slang for molestando

No estés molestingando

by OjamajoWoody October 17, 2022

Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.

I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball

by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015

mouth molesting

two people being disgustingly gross and kissing/eating each other's faces in public; fucking with their mouths

Ew, look at Billy and Jessica mouth molesting each other in the hall.

by Saxosheep April 11, 2016