Mississippi Flapjack

Slapping your cock on relatives ass.

"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"

by HughJayness February 26, 2017

one-mississippi

Often the phrase used to count out a full second.

"On the count of three, okay?"
"Okay! One-Mississippi...two Mississippi...three-Mississippi...go!"

by eeadl November 23, 2013

Mighty Mississippi

1. n. Nickname for the Mississippi River, the second longest river in the United States.

2. n., adj. When your crap is so muddy and foul, you can catch catfish in it.

Tippy: Come take a look at this - I just crapped the Mighty Mississippi!
Playa: Oh, Gawd! Did you break a levee?

by oso31 June 28, 2008

Mississippi Bullwhip

Shitting in a tube/tall sock and beating someone with it

I gave that bitch a Mississippi Bullwhip last night.

by Joe Bond May 16, 2006

Mississippi blizzard

When the booty poppin good so you spray some whip cream on your 10 in big black cock and shove it into the pussy. Then you eat it raw just like eating a blizzard.

dude i gave shenequa the Mississippi blizzard of a life time she was so white after

by benhickdaddy123 November 29, 2016

Mississippi meathook

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.

"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020

Mississippi Tugboat

A sexual act involving anal sodomy, in which one partner penetrates the other without lubrication, then proceeds to push the gluteal muscles together. When done correctly, the resulting friction leads to diminished mobility, replicating a tugging feeling on one's member.

Example 1
Guy 1: It's a shame your girlfriend sprained her wrists, i heard she gives great handjobs.

Guy 2: It's cool, she let me do a Mississippi Tugboat. My dick is still sore.

Example 2
"Anal sex is great, but a Mississippi Tugboat really lets you experience the grip."

by ninjitsubob/Squirel March 23, 2013