Misery Face

A guy who is antisocial, and when speaking makes certain peoples faces hurt.

Has great qualities in guilt tripping and a tendency to linger in the past.

He expresses his feelings in some with wittly named bebo posts.

He also likes music wayyyy to much!

You know who you are misery face.

by Knife Artist October 13, 2009

Miserybragging

A conversational bidding game, wherein several people compare their fucked up shit and try to outdo the others. A great way to get some sympathy while bonding with your buddies. The primary means of communication for IB students.

Three IB students miserybragging:

1: "You guys, I'm totally screwed. I have three lab reports due next period and my Extended Essay tutor is making me rewrite my entire bibliography!"

2: "That sucks, I guess, but I've missed the final deadline for my TOK essay and my teacher said I might have to move down to Math Standard..."

3: "I got 15 points on the mock exams."

1&2: *awed silence*

by BonfireTurtle August 28, 2010

misery

a state of "fucked upness"

I feel fucking miserable cause the rafting trip ruined my relationship with my girlfriend. Fucking miserable rafting trip!

by wretched individual September 30, 2003

Fort Misery

Slang for Fort Myers, FL. A city in Lee County. It's next door neighbors are Cape Coma and No Fo. It's referred to by many as Fort Misery because it's an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.

Person A: "I wish I could move out of this town."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."

by John Boy28 January 15, 2009

misery insurance

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.

Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Misery God

The one true God! all other god are false as the misery god touches both human and nerd alike!

The misery god strikes when you least expect it. When you think things are going pretty well in your life the misery god punishes you without remorse. He can strike hard at your family, car, studies, work and relationship, just to see your sad and pathetic face.

Super Joe: "Man! I got home this morning and somebody (nigger) broke into my apartment and stole my PS3 and my laptop!"

Random chum: "ROFLMAO! The misery god owned your ass!"

by NisseG May 15, 2009

Mount Misery and Mount Misery Road (new jersey)

Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!

mount misery and mount misery road (new jersey) is very creepy but awesome!

by i<3anime July 3, 2011