awkward milkman

sexual euphemism in which the man is having intercourse with the woman in the missionary position and, upon the moment of orgasm, retracts the penis and blows his load in his own mouth, thus causing the woman to feel awkward.

I used to date her until I pulled an awkward milkman. After that, she wouldn't return my calls.

by seoulsucker February 20, 2011

backdoor milkman

A derogatory term for a male homosexual.

My camp history teacher

by Quiet Robert December 12, 2004

vomiting milkman

The male sex organ in the act of ejaculation.

The vomiting milkman gave her such a big load, that it came out her nose when she gagged.

by Jethro H December 27, 2006

milkmans bitch

A person who has a large head and collects the milk money for the milkman, also they could of been abused by him.

Ben's not comming out friday till 7 because he is a milkmans bitch

by Ben and Darby February 18, 2006

Thirsty Milkman

A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.

After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.

by On the Buses February 2, 2018

The Milkman’s Curdle

The foul “cheese” found on and in between male genitalia.

When she ask for my special sauce, I said “Fuck that” and gave her some of the Milkman’s Curdle.

by SIRMINER6 May 27, 2022

john milkman

The milkman

Wheres John Milkman?

by Vexx_Beats January 4, 2018