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I didn’t have a dad growing up

Oh so he was a Milkman
Milkman by anonymous July 10, 2022
Steve Bobby Culas
Steve is a milkman
Milkman by Chaos 20 January 18, 2024
A black guy that loves latinas or just women of lighter complexions
Yo bro you know Damien is a milkman?”

“Yea I always see him around them asians”
Milkman by v e s h August 12, 2024
The man who gets covered in the semen of his wife’s lover while he sits in the chair and watches
Synonyms: Bassel, BBZ
“I really enjoy being a milkman bird.” - BBZ
Milkman by Milkman Enthusiast April 30, 2026
The walking buzzword drone. Drops “ontologically” and “objectively” in every sentence somehow makes everything sound serious. Milkman vc is hell, nothing good has ever come out of it, only noise and earrape.
“Milkman vc is active? Yeah, there’s no saving this.”
Milkman by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

“Milkman” 

A mentally unstable black guy who loves white women, alcohol, and meth. Typically has ## amounts of DUIs and rape allegations.
Oh no! The federal reserve of vodka and meth has been robbed! Oh well must’ve been “milkman