Mississippi milk dud

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.

My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021

strange milk dud

the act of licking cum off a strangers asshole

I once went to a whore house and randomly picked a whore to give a strange milk dud

by Strangeguycum April 1, 2015

burp the milk dud

(v) To pass intestinal gases

Phew! Who burped the milk dud in here!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

Milk dud Brothers

when two black men shoot their load into the same white women during the same instance of sexual intercourse.

We were only normal brothers until we bhad sex this girl at the same time and shot our load into the same pussy and then we became Milk Dud Brothers.

by 7878787878787878 December 24, 2006

milk my duds

The act or process of yourself or another, gently massaging the testacles until satisfaction...

"Man, I had my lady 'milk my duds' last night and I can still feel the tingling sensation."
milk duds lady sensation pleasure testacles

by 1017OkinawaThug March 1, 2016

milk dud

Some half ass black-white nigga who is a pussy and doesn't like pussies cuz they is gay.

I would kick that milk dud's ass over there

by jjplatinum October 10, 2016

Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020