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Milhouse

When everything in life is serendipitously permuted, everything comes up, Milhouse.
"A wise man once told me that there are only two...maybe three Milhouses...in a lifetime!"

Philly D - "So, I got the job that I interviewed with last week, today!"

Jessie S - "I'm glad that things are going good for you."

Philly D - "That's not even the half of it! Remember, Caroline, the girl who makes gold teeth?"

Jessie S - "..."

Philly D - "She let me in her shit gun!"

Jessie S - "shit gun?"

Philly D - "Ahhh, that's call waiting. Can you hold a sec? It says publisher's clearing house."

Jessie S - "You just went on a three day Milhouse!"
by DrDingDong March 27, 2019
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Millhouse

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Milhouse

to Milhouse (verb)

I Milhouse
You (s) Milhouse
He / she / it Milhouses
We Milhouse
You (pl) Milhouse
They Milhouse.

To approach, pester, try to befriend or suck up to another person in an unwanted, wimpy or annoying way;

Often characteristic of people of Italian or Latin cultures.
"That annoying little Wog/Dago, was totally trying to Milhouse me."
by Fangz-bedangz February 6, 2024
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Millhouse

Millhouse is still complaining about the carbon tax. nerd.
by lebronjamesismyking7 April 11, 2025
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Lee Milhouse

Lee is a fay boy with no life. He likes making cringey Tik Toks and is half time fatherless. Lee eats at a dumpster at Five Guys. He is broke and can't stand a single millisecond when it comes to diets, he eats about 9T Big Macs a day. Some of Lee's favorite hobbies are, talking crap about other girls, losing fights to "JJ", being racist, and participating in fashion shows for drag queens. Lee identifies as a women and goes by she/her pronouns.
I'm feeling a little like Lee Milhouse today.

The worst football player is obviously is Lee Milhouse.
This house looks like Milhouse's house.
by 23Shadow_Dragon November 21, 2023
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Everything's coming up milhouse!

Words of joy about something insignificant, especially in comparison to how disastrous your situation is.
My train is 3 hours delayed, but I found a spot to sit on the dirty floor. Everything's coming up milhouse!
by IveWood February 4, 2024
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