mike jones

rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.
"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"

-or-

"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"
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Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod
Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.
by Sally March 10, 2005
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A nigger that can't sing worth shit and thinks he's cool and has bitches.
Also see Nigger.
Look at that Mike Jones over there actin like his shit don't stink.
by KKKoolguy March 03, 2006
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tight south rapper from texas also a swisha house representa like myself. and for the guy who said how hes a fag and all that stuff about the swishahouse knows he gets fucked in the ass by his dad so he needs 2 shut the fuck up b4 i bust his head opend talkin his sinceless shit when he dont know about anything. fuck off u fagget ass dude u probly 2 busy bein a preppy dumbass.
mike jones, paul wall, and the whole swisha house click is tight fuck the haters especially people who dont know what the fuck there talkin about
by dj mike April 21, 2005
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a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

He is a famous rapper.
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
by C-Block March 23, 2007
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a famous rapper who likes to repeat his own name.

a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
by C-block March 28, 2007
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a hard ass nigga from da h-town reppin swishahouse sup mike jones who? mike jones
u see i rep swishahouse
and show em my blue mouth
i got love fo da west da east and da southand fo da nawth-MIke Jones
by sadfasfdsaf September 08, 2004
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