Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Janae’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019
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Midwestern Sushi

A food item which, due to the location it is prepared in, is of subpar quality.
Order some tacos in russia, it was a case of midwestern sushi
by ConsumerOfNutrients November 26, 2023
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A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.
I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.
by ypoctac June 25, 2021
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Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.
Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."
by The reatards June 18, 2021
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Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.
You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn
by Lol Tina March 23, 2024
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the midwestern shave club

You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.
by You pound em January 26, 2017
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Midwestern Hellhound

Originating ONLY from one of the oldest homes in Gary, Indiana,

Midwestern Hellhounds are a very rare domesticated canine that is a 5-part mix of specific breeds.
Maternal side is American (red nosed) Beagle combined with German Shepard/Mastiff hybrid.
Paternal is Red-Nosed Pit Bull/Boxer hybrid.
Known for their speed, various colour patterns, loyal companionship, immeasurable amount of energy, and extremely loving demeanor, these dogs are also known to be great with all ages and settings, especially children.

*They are also adventurous, which means this breed can be a great dog for traveling but could also pose issue with escaping domestic containment if not cautious.
What type of dog is that?
This is a Midwestern Hellhound and I love them.
by Lotus Nyxxon April 02, 2017
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