milf dud

An older woman who looks good from behind or from a distance only to end up a turn off when observed facially up close or when naked.

"She was hot until she showed her face. What a milf dud"
"85% of women over 40 are varying degrees of milf dud"
"Usually I like sex with the lights on... unless she's a milf dud"

by jenno28 January 2, 2009

midwf

Mother I don't want to fuck

Wow, all those wrinkles, i heard she had a wizards sleeve, she's a midwf

by sickstrings8 February 4, 2010

midlander

Someone from the Midlands in the UK, due to their geographical location in England is neither a Northern Monkey, or a Southern Fairy. A strong divide is fiercely argued between Northerners and Southerners as to who is better and lives at the better end of the country, in reality neither can speak English without strong and annoying accents and the Midlands is where the normal people live.

Chris is from Northampton so therefore is a Midlander, not a monkey or a fairy, and can talk and be understood correctly.

by daniel horan July 26, 2007

Milf Tits

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.

Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!

by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009

milfday

Often used instead of the word "birthday". Really common in German speaking countries, primarily to wish a good looking, mature women a "Happy Birthday".

Happy milfday sweetheart!

by fefefe September 29, 2010

milfatorium

A social scene filled with MILFs

The Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood, Los Angeles is a milfatorium.

by forkalsrud June 2, 2007

milfadelic

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.

1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::

by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010