bordel de merde

litteraly : "whorehouse of shit" it is a superlative of "merde" (shit ..turd) but used in a extremly disapointed situation example: a guy found out his girl getting pound by other men would say: " mais on etait supposés etre fidels l 'un a l'autre bordel de merde!! ( fuck!! we were supposed to be faithfull to eachother)

mais on etait supposés etre fidels l 'un a l'autre bordel de merde!! zut crotte putain

by moaddib June 6, 2015

bugger and merde

An combonation of two exclamations of bad things (bugger= litterally to sodomize, but said usually like "dammit". merde= french for shit)

Bugger and merde is usually used as a random exlamation of general saddness, a bad occurence, or pain.

Bugger and merde, my bloke dumped me for that tart in fifth form!
Bugger and merde, the painting WILL NOT STAY STRAIGHT!
Bugger and merde, I just jammed a nail through my hand!

by Le belle demoiselle December 20, 2006

merfer

A person that is considered to be a Mother Fuker.

Bob is a real merfer.

by HAB October 25, 2006

merde

shiaaat in french

merde rules

by mason sucks ass May 21, 2003

Merfer

A big fatty with anger problems who grunts, has a dillhole fetish, likes the worst sports teams possible, and loses his kickstands.

Look at that merfer!
Haha hes fat and has no kickstand! Go vols!

by Dillhole lover November 14, 2011

Merde

French for shit.

In Italian this is merda, which sounds like murder. And then you can swear at your mum and dad, as long as their not Italian, and they won't know what the merda you are talking about!

"Oh, sweet merde! I lost my phone!"

"What do you mean, sweet murder? Have you been playing violent games again?"

"Nope. Just French homework."

by Just An Ordinary Girl February 21, 2015

accoutre-merde

Get your shit together - en francais

Dad: Honey, assemble your belongings, we need to leave.
Daughter: What?
Dad: S'il vous plais, accoutre-merde! Tout suit, mon petite dejuener!
Daughter: Oh, ok, I'll get ready to leave right now...

by Sketchy the Benz April 15, 2008