Smelly Melly

1. Name used for a friends Girlfriend
2. ugly

1. Yo did u see mike's Smelly melly today?
She looked mad busted

by James Bandervault September 22, 2006

small mellow

A niche internet micro-celebrity mostly on Twitter, YouTube, and Discord. Most known for her interests in grand strategy video games, alternative history, Virginia, Ongezellig, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and more.

Guy A: Hey do you know small mellow?

Guy B: Yeah! She’s super cool

by Anonymous9472 September 2, 2021

Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012

squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own

Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?

by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015

spa.melio

spa.melio is the best charli fan page on tiktok. she is very good at editing and was popular for her old POV videos as zlpsfila

person: have you heard of spa.melio?
me: yes!! best fanpage ever

by indiechexi.tiktok December 20, 2020

Smelly Melly

Recreationally popping melatonin in your anus.

Nothing gets me more relaxed than a Smelly melly after a long day.

by SlipperyNippery February 26, 2026

said ooouuu melly

when you jokingly want to kill someone 😁

her; that’s why lil uzi sucks

me; said ooouuu melly

by realpimpinhitta February 10, 2020