mulching

A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.

Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.

by AnonoJon December 29, 2010

Mechiality

A strange alteration of beastiality for having sex with a cars exhaust pipe

Dude what the hell are you doing to my car?

oh relax man it's just a bit of Mechiality!!

by neosachiel July 24, 2009

Melcinda

Melcinda is a ship between the characters Melissa Lycan and Lucinda from Aphmau Mystreet, it is a very popular ship and the most popular Lesbian ship out of the fandom

Kawaii~Chan: You and Lucinda are so cute!
Melissa: What...?
Kawaii~Chan: I now name you Melcinda!

by Zana_Ashida August 29, 2021

Melchor

A really great guy that wears glasses! He's got mad saxophone skills and he's got a great family: Joyce, Samantha, Thea, Eleonor and Lean :D
He may look really wimpy but he's jacked, just sayin'.
He hits people who make fun of his family.

He's a good guy who definitely doesn't deserve your shit.

You're pretty lucky if you know a Melchor (:

Joyce: I love my kuya Melchor!! :D
Samantha: CHOR! My amazing pamangkin!
Eleonor: My anak, I love you almost as much as Joyce!
Lean: You're the perfect son!
Thea: No, bad. Don't make fun of me...

WE LOVE YOU MELCHOR! <3

by His Familia January 19, 2011

malchicks

From A Clockwork Orange, Alex and his gangster friends (malchicks).

This evening in the Korova there was a fair number of vecks and ptitsas and devotchkas and malchicks smecking and peeting away...

by wojtas June 20, 2004

menchilada

The meaty cheesy thing down low.

lower

his menchilada made them go wild with desire.

by mickey delphino January 19, 2008

melchy

Last night I decided to poo on my hand, it was warm and squelchy. I then got hot chocolate and poured it over my poo hand and then jerked myself off with it. It was nice. I couldn't think of what to call it so since it was sort of melted chocolate and squelchy poo, I called it a "melchy"

(Me) - I gave my self a melchy last night.

by Hey Calum :-) April 13, 2010