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Meekster

A prominent member of a clan of inept dimwitted buffoons usually related by birth. Often has a comically over-exaggerated belief of his sports acumen. A little sister of the intellectually poor. An Incestuous Basterd.
The 3 Meeksters are a pack of wild hyenas
by NastyOne October 12, 2011
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Shiest-meister

Someone who constantly scams others. The king of scheisters. An asshole who is always acting shady and ripping off one person or another. The guy that traded you a venusaur for your charizard back in the day.
Yo man, that fucking car dealer sold me a piece of shit car. What a shiest-meister!
by The shady boyfriend May 27, 2007
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meister

similar to 'dog', it is a suffix added to a name that makes that person sound a lot cooler than they actualy are.
"My name is mr cook..."

"You're a loser"

"...but people call me the cookmeister"

"You're so cool, make love to me"
by i suck ass October 16, 2008
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Whore Meister

A pimp, an irresponsible ladies man, or any other form of related low-life who pockets his coin off of live female flesh.

Etymology: Coined usage, from "Whore" for prositute and "Meister," German for "Master."
Hugh Hefner is a real Whore Meister!

See also: Hefner, Whore Master
by Chance Wayne May 4, 2006
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Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy
douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters
by that guync30 May 27, 2010
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bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon
Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister
by Lollipot July 20, 2013
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Sus Meister

Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful
Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.
by Carsonsaboogerhead February 6, 2019
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