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Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida was incorporated before Melbourne, Australia. They are sister cities.

Melbourne is in Brevard County, the heart of Florida's Space Coast, near Kennedy Space Center. It is also the heart of surfing on the East Coast of the United States. Melbourne is just south of Cocoa Beach, home of the famous Easter Surf Contest.

This is a city with some growing pains, as it moves from being a largish town to becomming a city. Property values have recently spiked dramatically, and the bargain prices that once existed are long gone.
Melbourne, Florida was incorporated in 1892 and is the sister city to the city of the same name in Oz.
by Wes Town Resident April 6, 2005
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Melbourne Cup

Best excuse for a long weekend. Ever.
What a waste of money, time, horses... but still, the Melbourne Cup gets me 2 extra days off school in November!
by highway to mel April 17, 2006
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Melbourne, Fl

Small town feel, big town drama

Good mix between redneck, hispanic, and ghetto.

Absolutely nothing to do

Very few intelligent people

Lots of annoying "tweens"

Mall is a waste of space - you can see more people at a graveyard

People drink or do recreational drugs to escape their mundane lives
Melbourne, Fl.....

WHY DO PPL STAY HERE?!
by YouDontKnowMeVeryWell October 16, 2009
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Melbourne Mouth

The melbourne mouth or commonly known as #mm is a facial expression in which one will open their mouth as wide as it can go. This expression is adopted in awkward situations or occurences where it is so awkward that a person will be unable to explain their actions, or defend themselves, and thus can only respond with a melbourne mouth.
"that lachlan is a genuine tosser"

"hes right in front of you mate"

melbourne mouth
by mm:( ) April 13, 2013
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Meemoo

A meemoo is actually a mythological creature who once roamed the lands before the dinosaurs. Meemoo's were once about 8 and a half feet tall, with the body of a llama, the head of a deer, spider legs, dandelions for ears, angel wings and they wore bowling shoes.

Although Meemoo's are long extinct, they can be brought back from extinction under the conditions that Chuck Norris and The Techno Viking engage in an epic fight to the death, so long as The Techno Viking wins.

Meemoo's were extremely dumb creatures, with an estimated IQ of a 6 month old human infant. Although they were so large in size, (about the size of a small elephant)they would intentionally nest in the smallest places they could possibly find. Sometimes, they'd cram about 13 of them in one tiny palm-tree, making very strange gibberish noises as other preadators passed by them.

Meemoo's were the best hunters in the land at one point in time. They had a very strong suction-cup mouths and extremely long tounges, often suffacating or drowning their prey.
Hey man, what's your favorite mythological creature?
Defiently a MeeMoo!
by SandsBoi December 12, 2010
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Melbourne

A city for people who have interest and love for - Architecture, Art, Literature, Music, Fashion, Food, Theatre, Cinema, Dance, Photography, Gardens and Parks, Politics, Spirituality, Sex with interesting and beautiful people, and Sport.

Fortunately if you don't have any interest in any of these things then it also offers a lively drug culture with a very healthy welfare system, and liberal legal system.
Druggie one - "Dude I'm thinking about moving to Melbourne!"

Druggie two - "Nah man, don't do that! That place is for creative types and intelligent sorts. They're all stylish and shit."

Druggie one - "Yeah but Centrelink take it easy on ya, and its got chilled magistrate courts."

Druggie two - "Oh sweet!"
by M.J.F. June 4, 2010
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melbourne

A City that is so insecure they feel they need to spend every dying second explaining why they are better than sydney.
Melbourne: We are so much better than you. we have better sport. better night life. better food. better woman.

Sydney: Are you still going on about that? Here's a free tip: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by Peter Cardakaris August 17, 2007
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