William McKinley

25th president of the United States. He was assassinated but some anarchist but no one cares about his assassination, like James A. Garfield's. It doesn't help that his vice president is Teddy Roosevelt, so when he died Teddy took the place. Since Teddy is considered one of the best presidents, literally no one cares about poor Will. Feels bad man.

"Hey, you care about William McKinley in any way?"
"Who?"
"Same."

by Wait what's a username October 22, 2020

rough mckinley

A dry hand job performed with the non-dominant hand of an Edmonton hooker

i couldn't afford the Redondo Special so I ordered a rough McKinley for half the price...big mistake...

by Franklin T Rizzo March 3, 2016

Dirty Mckinley

the act of fucking on while brushing you dogs teeth as your cat hangs itself

I was doing a Dirty Mckinley all night

by Ur_moms_used_condom September 19, 2021

Cailin McKinley

A smart, beautiful and honest girl. Her name originated from Irish culture. She is the type of girl that you would show affection to almost as soon as you meet her. She has many friend followers and enemies. People easily get jealous of her. All her friend are unique and show much care to each other. If you meet Cailin McKinley try to be friends with her and try not to loose her.

I wish I were as perfect as Cailin.

Cailin McKinley - a beautiful honest girl

by YourBeztay👄👄👄 November 21, 2021

Mount McKinley

The huge pyramid shaped pile of shit inside of a portable outhouse.

Dude did you see the size of the mount McKinley in that outhouse?

by Stewie Wammerton December 17, 2022

boy McKinley

A sexy ass mother fucker with balls the size as bowling balls he is that guy ok

Freind:let’s get ice cream I’ll pay

Boy McKinley:I’m nah I’ll pay fam

Ye idk ok

by Charles micha April 23, 2023

Juston McKinney

Comic from New Hampshire, who helps see the humorous side of New England Life. “Instead Of Live Free or die” our motto should be “live, Freeze, and die.”
#NH #Granite State #Funny

Saw Juston McKinney in Manchester NH last night. Never fails to amaze Me.

by Caca Joe November 24, 2018