Matt Morgan

A tall, statuesque jobber in WWE, known for his deep urge to get injured. It is not known why he wants to end his career.

Matt Morgan is salivating at the mouth for a chance to fight Scott Steiner and/or Goldberg.

by Chris Poirier August 8, 2004

Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Matt Mead

1. Buzzkill

Jim: Matt you want to go get some good puss??

Matt Mead: Nah yo, lets play xbox

Jim: You are the definition of buzzkill

by Big Dick90210 June 7, 2013

matt mumau

The silliest of all the sillies that ever lived. He’s a cantankerous soul with a heart of gold. Loves his country and dogs as well as achieving the impossible. He’s a sarcastic gentleman and lives on protein shakes and mixed nuts. Occasionally a beet powder smoothie. Matt is a polished professional that cannot be compared to anyone. Don’t even try.

Wow Matt Mumau is awesome

by Shesaidit May 8, 2018

Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.

I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching

by sneaking man June 12, 2023

Matt Maybury

Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a Matt Maybury

Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

by The Definitioner911 August 23, 2011

Matt Mahan

awesome,hot,loyal friend,great kisser,a sex god!!!!!!!! if u meet a matt he will rock your world he will become your best friend who you can trust with anything and can make you laugh wen u really need to but he is very fun and sometimes will space out and have no idea wat hes saying but no matter wat if u meet a matt and become his girlfriend u will be very lucky bc u will fall in love with him and so will he with you and u will be togerther forever

jennies sooo lucky shes dating matt mahan and they have ben dating for soo long

by jenniesdayout May 6, 2010