big matteo

A man that is very sexy and has a large dick

Wow I wish I was with big Matteo

by Matt mojsej August 23, 2017

Matteo Madrid

An insatiable song writer, with a knack for speaking unspoken words of truth....

" Oh look at this guy trying to act like a matteo madrid, what a joke. "

by paulina kolaski March 17, 2009

Matteo Piazzalunga

This is a term used for people who like to have intercourse with their animals, and as a side effect they have is that they are usually bad at League of Legends.

Alexander Onfroy can you stop being a Matteo Piazzalunga

by WellManneredBlokeEmir October 8, 2020

Matteo Wu

a devout follower to Quantavious owandle and Quandale Dingle

Your such a Matteo Wu!

by quantavious Owandle April 7, 2022

Matteo DM

Name of someone who overstresses about their grades and everything in general - funny in the wrong moments - and hated getting a 18/20 (90%) on a history quiz that didn't matter at all and started crying.

Matteo DM is smart and he can finish my work- ahem- I mean help me with my work.

by allebasi 18 March 20, 2023

Matteo and Mel

The biggest power couple in the world. These two love each other so much, and are destined to spend the rest of their lives together. Although they may argue sometimes, they make up every time and they have the best sex life. If your names Matteo or Mel, and you know someone else called Matteo or Mel, they are your soul mate and you must be with them

Matteo and Mel are so cute together, there definitely going to get married

by Thecoupleadvisor December 26, 2020

Matteo Renzi

That Italian ni🅱🅱a whose also a M E G A G A Y politician that governed Italy back in 2014.

Guy: Hey ur mom gay
I, an intellectual: no Matteo Renzi's mom gay lol
Guy: I agree *dies*

by L A R G E D U C C 8 9 March 19, 2018