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A guy who would talk over you when you are having a convertion
Me: did you see the the game las

Matteo: WHO PUT A SINGLUR PIECE OF DIRT IN MY HOTBAR
Matteo by Xd123kid January 24, 2021
Is better than Olof at mobile games and at least a hundred times better at Mario Kart
„Matteo is better than Olof"
Matteo by onlytruthnofake November 14, 2021
Matteo is a true deluded for love. he loves a girl but she does not reciprocate his love and every time he sees her with someone, he explodes with jealousy. matteo after all is a sweet guy.
matteo loves manga
Matteo by idkmynamebutisayhello November 21, 2021
Matteo has got a big dick
Matteo by Prisoffinil November 21, 2021
Matteo is a bocchinaro.
Matteo if ur reading this, suck my dick.
Raga Matteo (tassi) è proprio un bukkino’
‘Si fra concordo’
Matteo by t0more November 21, 2021
Matteo is the type of guy who at first might seem like an idiot but after knwing for a while you start to realize just how smart he is but oooooh no we haven't finished yet.....

He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.

if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.

Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
Matteo by anonymous November 21, 2021