Matei

A super handsome , tall, charming young man. Matei is a sexy Romanian with a large veiny 6-8 inch penis. He attracts all the girls with his rizz and looks. Matei has yet to fail at anything, a mortal god gracing us with his presence. He is always the most intelligent person in the room and many people look up to him like one would to a father. His 6'1 figure intimidates even the most brave of men while simultaneously making the women wet with lustful desire.

Oh my god there he goes, the hottest man to walk this planet. His name HAS to be Matei.

by punani muncher 25 March 13, 2023

Matei Ciurea

A idiot child that writes slower than a snail

Person 1:I didn't finnish writing!
Person 2:Ok Matei Ciurea💀

by Riki_the_cat June 4, 2022

Matei

A guy with a very large dick who fucked every female in this world. He also is very good at beating people.

Sadly, Matei fucked my mom again.

by ProfessionalDumbass November 22, 2021

MATEI

A friend that is extremly good in school, good manners and well raised.

But on the other hand has a bit of a god-complex and small penis.

Guy 1: Woah, you´re friends with matei?
Guy 2: Heard he has a small dick tho.

by V_M8 April 16, 2024

Matei

If you have this name you have a really BIG PP and are superior to the ones named Paula

Person 1 : Yo , Matei's girlfriend told me he has a big pp.
Person 2 : I bet her name is Paula

by Matieus November 21, 2021

Iona matei

Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.

You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!

by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021

matey boy

Often used in a derogatory way towards a male who thinks he's smarter than he actually is. You may well know his proper name

"Hold on a wee sec matey boy, when I went to school there were 52 weeks in a year."

by Mark G Betts June 4, 2021