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Matei

If you have this name you have a really BIG PP and are superior to the ones named Paula
Person 1 : Yo , Matei's girlfriend told me he has a big pp.
Person 2 : I bet her name is Paula
by Matieus November 21, 2021
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MATEI

A friend that is extremly good in school, good manners and well raised.

But on the other hand has a bit of a god-complex and small penis.
Guy 1: Woah, you´re friends with matei?
Guy 2: Heard he has a small dick tho.
by V_M8 April 16, 2024
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Matei

He’s a handsome guy with a giant dick especially if he’s half American. Girl if you have this one you are lucky !
- My boyfriend is a Matei
- He is good on bed hein
by Fixcit November 21, 2021
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Matei

A guy with a very large dick who fucked every female in this world. He also is very good at beating people.
Sadly, Matei fucked my mom again.
by ProfessionalDumbass November 22, 2021
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Matei Ciurea

A idiot child that writes slower than a snail
Person 1:I didn't finnish writing!
Person 2:Ok Matei Ciurea💀
by Riki_the_cat June 4, 2022
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Matei

A zesty guy who is obsessed with War Thunder and Geometry Dash. He always has the kind of walk of a lead actor in an action film. He seems to care little about his education, but he actually puts a lot of effort into it. I'm not sure how he manages to do it, but he constantly gets fantastic scores in everything.
Matei, quit playing War Thunder. Stop grinding so much; it's just a goddamn video game!

Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.
by matthewrr February 11, 2024
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Matei

A super handsome , tall, charming young man. Matei is a sexy Romanian with a large veiny 6-8 inch penis. He attracts all the girls with his rizz and looks. Matei has yet to fail at anything, a mortal god gracing us with his presence. He is always the most intelligent person in the room and many people look up to him like one would to a father. His 6'1 figure intimidates even the most brave of men while simultaneously making the women wet with lustful desire.
Oh my god there he goes, the hottest man to walk this planet. His name HAS to be Matei.
by punani muncher 25 March 13, 2023
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