Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).

Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.

by Just getting along May 22, 2022

porn mirroring

Porn mirroring is when a couple or more mirror a video of porn. As they watch, they change positions and do what is shown in the porn video. The video is chosen at random and needs to be agrees on by all parties.

Guy 1: Dude I tried porn mirroring with my girl yesterday.
Guy 2: How was that?
Guy 1: It was pretty good because it let us do what we wouldn't before.

by AnonJr. March 15, 2014

mirroring

to have sex and look at a porno and do like they do on screen.

now, let's get the neighbors for this Mongolian Cluster Fuck,(def no2) scene,hon...

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Kieran Maloning

To Masturbate out of boredom

I was mad bored last night so i Kieran Maloned


Love a bit of Kieran Maloning by the fire

by Big Marky S February 5, 2009

Marilyn Mansoning

the act of being able to give yourself oral sex

Tucker: What the hell is that guy doing?
Drew: He is Marilyn Mansoning, leave him be

by toomuchshame August 2, 2009

Mirroring

Being insanely good looking or hott. With a double T. Often occurs in Northern Ireland.

"My God Jessica, Ben Is SO Mirroring Today."

by Mogon Robots. ;) December 17, 2008

is marrying the homies gay

Marrying the homies is completely straight because it’s your homie

After my homies wife left I though is marrying the homies gay and then I realized it’s not he’s your homie

by Hot_possum_sex August 22, 2021