Marijuana Ninja

One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.

"I'm so ninja when i smoke" - Me
"Your a fucking Marijuana Ninja." - Jealous Friend

by P.O.L. Masta December 14, 2011

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

Marius

Someone who is awesome enough, to be loved by Australians and Canadians.

Dude, that guy is totally a Marius.

by Crackermouth October 17, 2011

marijuana

An herbal remedy used by honest men and women since colonial times in America and ancient times in other parts of the world. This remedy used to decrease the amount of pain one feels after chemotherapy, decrease nausea felt during pregnancy and cancer related treatments, increase the apettite. May cause spiritual enlightenment.

The trade, transport, distribution, production and consumption of this plant is strictly prohibited by the governing bodies of the United States of America.

Psychological addiction is the predominating cause of concern for future generations.

"I don't smoke Marijuana, I smoke herb."

by Cristo July 8, 2004

Marijuana Enthusiast

(N.) Marijuana Enthusiast- the proper name for any pot smoking individual. Replaces the slanderous names such as pot head, stoner, druggie, burnout, retard, etc.

Asshole- you guys are pot heads!

Brad Thompson & Nick Smals- No sir, we are Marijuana Enthusiasts. Please get that shit right next time.

by Romeo & John-Roy February 24, 2010

Marijuana Hiccups

Hiccups caused by toking on reefer after getting a really hard hit.

1st Person: *cough, cough* oh shi.. *cough, hiccup* AH crap, marijuana hiccups!
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*

by High~Heaven091 September 22, 2010

marijuana cigarette

Another term for a joint. Usually used by people who have never smoked pot before.

Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.

by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011