Hood Maneuver

A process or act performed in an unconventional, often rash manner.

"Did you see the hood maneuver that Will pulled on the highway? I thought he was going to swerve into that SUV!"

"That chick paid $6 at McDon's in pennies! What a hood maneuver!"

"That guy used zip-ties to hold on his bumper! Don't see many hood maneuvers like that!"

by kungfujerry March 26, 2010

Sokolow Maneuver

While at the club, you scope out the absolute completely hammered, shit faced, fall down drunk chick in the whole place. One that is so wasted her possy has abandoned her and she can barely stand or mumble her name. You approach and strike up a conversation. You mention she has lost her friends and offer to try to find them, knowing it will be unsuccessful. You then offer to get her back to her place safely. If you cant find her place you take her to your palce. She immediately passes out on the bed. When she wakes up the next morning, checks her girl parts, realizes she has not been violated. She is so greatful she found a good guy that helped her out, she proceeds to fuck your brains out.

"Hey look at Scott! He's pulling a classic Sokolow Maneuver on dat bitch!"

He Soked dat bitch!

" Hey Amber, What happened to you at the club last night?" Amber: "Im not quite sure but I did end up getting Sokolowed"

by Squid222 May 8, 2014

Donut Maneuver

When YOU do it, it's an illegal U-turn. When a police officer does it, it's a Donut Maneuver for obvious reasons.

That police officer just made an illegal U-turn! What the hell?

Just let it go man, police officers perform Donut Maneuvers like that all the time.

by RoboCop 3000 May 1, 2011

earphone maneuver

When a person listening to music through a pair of earphones is confronted another person and takes an earphone out of only one ear. This usually happens because they know the person who confronted them will only want to engage in small talk and, therefore, don't find it worth the effort of taking off both earphones.

Person 1: *spots person 2 after class* Dude, class was so boring today.

Person 2: *does the earphone maneuver* Yeah... it was.

Person 1: Yeah, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow!

Person 2: Later. *puts earphone back on and continues listening to music*

by reinix April 26, 2009

The Hammerhead Maneuver

The act of splitting the head of the penis in half and then proceeding to just ram it in there

She loved when he used The Hammerhead Maneuver

by COClover69 May 25, 2014

Michael Jackson Maneuver

The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.

"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

The Maneuver

The ultimate act of brotherhood, requiring:
1 Shower
1 Loofah
Body Wash/Soap
4 or more of your best bros in the world.

Whilst naked in the shower, one bro is assisted into a handstand by two holders, who guide the first bro's legs so that they are spread with one leg on each side of the showerhead, with water flowing down onto his grundle/gouch. The fourth bro takes a soapy loofah and proceeds to scrub the first bro's grundle. A brotation must be made to ensure that all bros take equal turns holding, but in most cases one bro will be the designated cleaner. It is important to note that, while it may seem excessive, The Maneuver is NOT gay but rather the greatest expression of bromosexuality known to mankind.

David: Let's go do the maneuver!

Noah: OK, gather up the bro crew.

by 1A34/11 August 13, 2011