When an old girl-friend or sexy female randomly messages you on a social networking site in an attempt to hook up with you.
Me: Dude, you never would guess what happened to me last-night?
Person: What!?
Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!
Person: What!?
Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!
by FLiP4990 July 29, 2011
Get the Mando Momentmug. The god of doom and judgement and the keeper of the House of Spirits in Tolkien's epic novel The Silmarillion. Námo alone of the Valar knows all that shall come to pass, save that which lies still in the freedom of Ilúvatar.
"Námo Mandos is the Doomsman of the Valar; but he pronounces his dooms and his Judgements only at the bidding of Manwë."
by Marla January 7, 2005
Get the Námo Mandosmug. by mp3playa May 27, 2008
Get the mando do domug. A unit of time used by dingos who have a less than satisfactory sense of time. A mando minute is approximately equal to 1.69 regular minutes and is divided up in 48 mando seconds. Each mando second is approximately equal to 1.352 seconds.
"I'll be back in 30 to 40 minutes." Arrives 60 minutes later. This is approximately equal to 35 1/2 units of "Mando Minute"
by Elisu September 24, 2015
Get the Mando Minutemug. Person A: ''Have you seen ti mando un fax?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''
by AssDestroyer69420 January 22, 2022
Get the ti mando un faxmug. by Janers January 30, 2021
Get the Double ‘Mandomug. A Mexican wet back spick degenerate from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys, stealing peoples house, bed room and car keys and making copies of them to steal, stalk or harm them, snorting chemicals, glass or poison from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension hi jacking 3rd Dimensional Humans bodies and making them snort that harmful crap, pooping on people from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension like to Elohim God Ptah (Phil Piquet Vargas) from the Aurora Universe 1 Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth and selling there kidneys on the black market
Oh come on Man don’t pull a Mando Aldana on me or I will deport you to Mexico like Donald Trump would to a piece of shit Mexican breaking the American Laws
by A God known as Ptah March 26, 2022
Get the A Mando Aldanamug.