last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

by thenoblesock January 28, 2008

man on the boat

The clit on a woman's virgina

I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.

by cookbook May 12, 2014

homeless man on a subway

The dude in the back asleep on a subway without pants on

Dude who’s that
Oh it’s the homeless man on a subway

by Bossman227 June 7, 2018

Fat man on the roof

A fat man named Shane on top of the roof, looking at you waiting for you to feed him.

Hey the fat man on the roof wants food again

by Neli_77777 January 13, 2020

Put some man on it

When your a male acting like a female

David stop crying and put some man on it

by Whitey508 November 10, 2016

Man on Fire

The act of using tabasco sauce as lube, and proceeding to have anal sex with with a homosexual life partner. The only way to put the fire out is to jizz in the butthole.

Todd gave me a man on fire last night and forgot to put out the fire.

by KBD April 4, 2007

The Man On You

A lil' dude composed of someones index and middle finger. He walks around on people to annoy them. The different types of Man On Yous include the exploding Man On You, the Asexual Man On You, and the lightning Man On You.

"OMG! There's a man on you!"

by monkeyjumbo November 24, 2003