malformoid

a creature that has voluntarily given up its humanity to live as a social reject and a leftist

The CHAZ was the first successful state run by malformoids. of course within a week they had killed 2 teenagers and had to cede power to the US government

by Gray_Grimbus December 12, 2022

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.

Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.

Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.

Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.

Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?

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Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.

Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds

by Everything's Shiny Captain April 21, 2009

The Malcom X

The act of getting a girl high, solely by shotgunning marijuana smoke into her vagina.

I got the bitch completely baked when i did the Malcom X to her.

by TheFistofDestiny December 9, 2008

Pastor Maldonado

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).

Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"

by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019

Mike Maksosa

A more traveled, multifaceted and structured version of Naddí. Mike Maksosa inherits all the elements of humor, talent and cute as before, while now incorporating production, screenwriting and graphic design.

A Magic Mike 2.0

“ I think ladies at the local retirement home heard bout Mike Maksosa’s music. They’ve been they’re ordering expensive takeout every night and billing the community for hair extensions. They’re looking great.”

by 2Cute2Care April 11, 2022

Narcissa Malfoy

Though she does have questionable ideologies, you can’t deny that she is the Queen of the MILFs. She is a woman with power, beauty, nerve. A woman who doesn’t love easily (but she would kill for the ones she does, or rather, lie right to the dark lord’s face for). Literally one of the largest contributing factors of Harry Potter’s victory. Narcissa Malfoy is also a very underrated person. Can be used to describe someone hot and badass that not enough people appreciate.

You can’t hate Narcissa Malfoy. Why? Cause she’s Narcissa DAMN Malfoy.

by slytherin-extraordinaire November 28, 2020

Draco Malfoy

everyone whos willing to die for BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE WAS JUST A BOY WHO HAD NO CHOICE.

can also mean "daddy".

if you wont die for draco malfoy THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE

by iddiefordraco September 6, 2020