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Majesticity

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A pronoun used to describe the greatness of ones beard; pertaining to ones B.M.U. or "Beard Majesticity Unit". B.M.U.'s are the proper rating scale for the majesticity of ones beard. Ranging from 1-20. 20 topping the Majesticity scale. Attributes of B.M.U.'s include but are not limited to, opaqueness or fullness of ones beard, lusciousness, softness, artistry, color, depth, and most importantly, "Majesticity".
Upon examination of Jesus Christ's beard, one would not hesitate to rate it as a Solid 20.. it is full, full enough to hold up the sins of man, a beautiful amber color, luscious like caramel. He has chosen a risque post modern classic style which suits him quite well and the majesticity is unmatched. It is regale, profound, unrivaled It is as the Doubtful Sound.
by Trunner86 November 10, 2014
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Majesticvsp

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an overrated editor on tiktok. very rude and barely interacts with her “supporters”. there are many other editors that deserve the platform she has more than her.
“majesticvsp is my favorite editor
bitch shut yo ass up .
by everyoneasfff May 17, 2021
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majesticles

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Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack
Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"
by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008
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Majesticest

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A word to describe how ones cock is the most majestic of all.
"Your cock is so majestic."
"The majesticest."
by johndope. September 10, 2016
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Majestic Man-Crab

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A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.
Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!
by TotallynottheManCrab June 12, 2013
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Majestic Ass Biscuit

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Joe: Look what I made!
Bob: *goes into bathroom*
That is one majestic ass biscuit!
by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP April 9, 2019
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Majestic Eagle Sasquatch

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Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.
She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.
by 3lectronicFan July 5, 2019
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