maisie; a form of granny porn
by Walrusman November 15, 2007
Maisie is usually a girl with dark brown hair but likes to get it dyed, she's quite tall and looks older than her actual age. She prefers chicken. She doesn't like people who call her boring but actually deep down she is. Her eye colour varies, one day it will look like poo and one day it will look like snot. Maisie doesn't have a lot of friends, she thinks its better to keep your circle small so there is less beef. But this isn't helpful at family events when Maisie likes to look popular so she constantly snaps her only 2 friends. Most Maisie's are very beautiful and sweet, but its a shame because they like sleep more than you. Also some Maisie's can be very weird and nugget-like. To annoy them: air them, buy them mayo, call them Macy or say that she is dating someone called Charles.
me: oh look theres macy
maisie: its maissssieee you nonce #
me: shut up you neek
maisie: *googles what a neek is*
maisie: its maissssieee you nonce #
me: shut up you neek
maisie: *googles what a neek is*
by Jeff32145 May 30, 2019
Maisie is always going to be the worst person you will ever meet. She is annoying, sarcastic and very very unlikeable. Her best friend will often be another jerk. She thinks she is good at sport but she is actually trash at everything she does. She is often a rich piece of crap who gets everything she wants cos her daddy is an overrated jerk.
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