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jizz magician

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.
Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.
by McDurkster December 27, 2009
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magician

to do a magician you need a few things. 1. 3 people one being a girl and yourself and a good frined with equal dick size. 2nd be in a room on the first floor with a good window view. fuck your girl doggy style then switch out with your friend without her knowing he is involved. sneak out of the house and go to the window outside and knock and wave

you guys have the magician and the phantom confused
jenny was confused when she saw the person outside who she thought was fucking her....she thought that he was some kind of magician
by Drinell October 12, 2005
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Short Sleeved Magician

From the TV Show "Important Things with Demitri Martin" and the term is of course by Demitri Martin

When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.

Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.
Person 1: Dude, yesterday Dan fell on his face when trying to do an ollie, so he stormed off and blamed his new Nike Airs.

Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.
by gone laggs February 26, 2010
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The Magician

The act of waiting for a girl to have the urge to urinate. When she feels she needs to, you stick your dick in her butt and have her pee, thus making it seem as if you are peeing through her.
I was magicianing this girl last night, when all the sudden Iactually peed, this made it very uncomfortable for the both of us.
The Magician
by TheMagician444 March 13, 2010
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Magucci

A girl from northern california that only wears designer clothes but aint got no SCRILLA. Magucci usually drives a whip, and older form of a fancy brand of a well known car.
Magucci just rolled out of her whip and bent over to tie her gucci shoes.
by Urban Scrabble October 24, 2011
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mythril magician

The master of all magics. A magician of such caliber they can be compared to the highest tier of material.
You don't want to mess with that guy. He's a Mythril Magician. He'd blow you away.
by EMIYA June 25, 2017
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no sleeve magician

something easy to see coming, or someone whose excuses really don't work anymore.
todd:crackhead jim wants some cash for "his child support"
matt:what a no sleeve magician
by bloodanarchist February 28, 2010
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