Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.
by Matt222 March 14, 2008
Get the magic carpet ridemug. After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical
by A haas February 18, 2009
Get the Magic Carpet ridemug. by fanatacist February 12, 2004
Get the magic carpet ridemug. The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025
Get the Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpetmug. When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.
by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018
Get the Magic Carpetingmug. by Realistically Realistic July 20, 2017
Get the Magic Carpetmug. Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Get the Magic Carpetmug.