When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
by frosty dog September 30, 2019
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*Person 2 slaps face of person 1
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022
Get the Magic Carpet Ride mug.Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
Get the Magic Carpet Ride mug.Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes
by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023
Get the magic carpet rizz mug.When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).
Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?
Jenny: Yeah... sure.
Jafir: Do you trust me?
Jenny: What? ...I guess so.
Jafir: *drops pants*
Jenny: Yeah... sure.
Jafir: Do you trust me?
Jenny: What? ...I guess so.
Jafir: *drops pants*
by FoodCatsEat December 14, 2009
Get the Aladdin's magic carpet mug.When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.
Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room
by DiamondX November 20, 2014
Get the Aladdins Magic Carpet mug.The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.
Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.
by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022
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