That bog was pretty deep; he did some fancy MacGyving there to try and get out of that muck. - ManTracker
by InformalPig March 28, 2010
An invincible being from another dimension who can turn anything into anything. Possesses limitless knowledge of any subject matter. Uses his powers for good, in exchange for sex with vast quantities of women. Has a mullet that can deflect any man-made weaponry. Invented nearly every machine or tool in existence today, but gave credit to others in exchange for sex with wives, sisters, daughters, etc.
by Carl Perkins October 03, 2010
Dude #1: He had five guys gonna jump his ass and he beat them all.
Dude #2: Yo, that shit is Macgyver.
Dude #2: Yo, that shit is Macgyver.
by socks and shoes January 06, 2003
To diffuse or overcome a sticky situation by using insignificant objects....such as paperclips, chewing gum, or contraceptive devices
I locked my keys in the car and was going to be late for a job interview...so I totally MacGyvered a coathanger and a condom wrapped in double sided tape to fish them out!.
by Brandon Potter December 01, 2006
by yesforsuredawg April 04, 2009
1.) noun. Well known show during the 80s which involed a character named Macgyver which solved many problems with scavenged items.
2.) verb. To freestyle something, to perform without proper training or experience but using past knowledge un-related to the current task inorder to succeed.
3.) verb. To half-assedly build something, to build with only the hope it will work once.
2.) verb. To freestyle something, to perform without proper training or experience but using past knowledge un-related to the current task inorder to succeed.
3.) verb. To half-assedly build something, to build with only the hope it will work once.
student 1: Man that test was really hard, I could barely remember my notes for that.
student 2: I did'nt know the stuff either, so I just Macgyvered that shit.
student 1: Niiiiiice.
student 2: I did'nt know the stuff either, so I just Macgyvered that shit.
student 1: Niiiiiice.
by uber1ord October 30, 2007
A guy with a mullet who bangs lots of 80's broads and has one of the coolest theme songs ever. On September 14, 1985, God's second son (Jesus' little brother) Macgyver was introduced to the world. He can make a bitch cum with a tooth pick and a stick of chewing gum. His only downside is that he is a pussy bitch who refuses to use guns, in fact in one episode after he finds a gun he hides it in a flower pot. But he redeems himself by turning a coffin into a Jet-Ski (what a bad ass).
Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."
by William Stephens April 22, 2006